the only thing she wanted was your dick to get run over by a damn truck (:
i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world
U know when you were a kid and won a game in first place and there was that little bitch who went “first is the worst second is the best” like how the fuck did that even make sense
when i was a child i used to think teens were grown ups and when i was a teen i thought college students were grown ups and now that im a college student im just like what the hell is a grown up anymore
Now that I’m older than college age I’ve concluded that grown ups are a myth.
DO IT FOR ALL OF US
I tried not to reblog. I really did. But oh my god I think I just died.
She actually did it omg
She is my hero.
CAN WE TALK ABOUT DAVID’S LAST COMMENT THERE THOUGH????
I felt my url was needed here.