Reporting for dicksucking duty, Sir.

o-m-jaeger:

Bae: “Come over”

Me: “I can’t, I’m a vengeful spirit trapped inside a robot”

Bae: “I have pizza”

Me:

gullacassrainbowart:

ψ(*`ー´)ψ watch out!!

gullacassrainbowart:

ψ(*`ー´)ψ watch out!!

zodiacsociety:

The first word you see is your other-half’s zodiac sign!It’s the one you are subconsciously attracted to the most.Which zodiac sign did you see first?

zodiacsociety:

The first word you see is your other-half’s zodiac sign!
It’s the one you are subconsciously attracted to the most.
Which zodiac sign did you see first?

drakefanclub2:

drakefanclub2:

Fix this jesus

Honestly I hate this post

drakefanclub2:

drakefanclub2:

Fix this jesus

Honestly I hate this post

SS Marie Antoinette. Out of control repair Droids, cannibalizing human beings. I know this is familiar, but I just can’t seem to place it. Sister Ship of the Madame De Pompadour. Nope, not getting it.

tastefullyoffensive:

[theonion]

the-adebisi-wombosi-identity:

real talk i have always fucked for her pleasure/orgasm since virginity. if u fakin an orgasm with me, u lost, cuz i hold off my nut till she cums at least twice. hell i dont even stop eating till she cums twice.

stop fuckin niggas with irrelevant stroke game

somethingsluttythiswaycums:

Still crying about this.

onlylolgifs:

When it’s my turn to cross

onlylolgifs:

When it’s my turn to cross

westernkanye:

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman