Reporting for dicksucking duty, Sir.
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cryaotic:

So I kind of left audacity running while I took a shower.

This is the best thing ever.

angrist:

i dont think this is how a pitchfork is supposed to work

angrist:

i dont think this is how a pitchfork is supposed to work

oriyan:

*o* 

oriyan:

*o* 

rdj + da booty

penguinfaery:

laughingsquid:

Little Girl Dressed as Marvel Comics Legend Stan Lee

this is the best picture in history.

down-in-the-rabbit-hole:

toastbrains:

the Hannibal fandom is like those wealthy neighbours who just moved in next door and something just doesn’t seem right about them

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absoluutebliss:

first of all who allowed me on the internet

skylocked:

xercesblue:

cthonical:

fuckinghannibal:


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WHY DO SO MANY OF THESE KIDS THINK “OLD” IS SYNONYMOUS WITH “NOT HOT” OH MY GOD GET OFF MY LAWN

He’s not oldHe matureHe’s a nice, charming, mature Danish gentleman whom I bet knows more about manners and etiquette and treating women with respect than the entire pubescent male species.Plus think of all the things he could talk to you about. Conversations with him would actually be interesting. Whereas with young men it’s all cars and gaming and sex. I mean, seriously.

Not to mention the sex would probably be awesome, don’t try to deny the fact y’all thought about it too!

skylocked:

xercesblue:

cthonical:

fuckinghannibal:

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Made rebloggable by request.

WHY DO SO MANY OF THESE KIDS THINK “OLD” IS SYNONYMOUS WITH “NOT HOT” OH MY GOD GET OFF MY LAWN

He’s not old
He mature
He’s a nice, charming, mature Danish gentleman whom I bet knows more about manners and etiquette and treating women with respect than the entire pubescent male species.
Plus think of all the things he could talk to you about. Conversations with him would actually be interesting. Whereas with young men it’s all cars and gaming and sex. 
I mean, seriously.

Not to mention the sex would probably be awesome, don’t try to deny the fact y’all thought about it too!