Reporting for dicksucking duty, Sir.

milominderbindered:

orange is the new black meme

[3/3] characters: Sophia Burset

I have given five years, eighty thousand dollars, and my freedom for this.  I am finally who I’m supposed to be. Do you understand?  I can’t go back.

songofages:

terribletemptation:

fixed it

Can we do this with every episode. Just..idk i need it.

officialfrenchtoast:

devothegod:

frodothedodo:

The greatest moment in the history of film

you can almost hear it

image

Reblog if you have boobs

skinandbands:

lovelyflowerrchild:

slyfrankster:

angielovebands:

magcon-and-disney-and-bands:

pipechan:

love-lives-to-hurt:

mistize:

one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs

Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.

The fucking notes

Just read the notes

I’m not gonna risk anything

Better to be safe here

I already have small titties as it is a can’t risk anything

jipersnoeofficial:

officialcheesepolice:

jipersnoeofficial:

to all the people with shitty mums i want to make it known that i am your mum now

you are a 20 year old male

  • I
  • AM
  • YOUR
  • MOTHER
  • NOW

overtextposts:

never trust a person who talk to their pets in their normal voice

cold-coffee-with-luke:

punk-smurf-mikey:

michaEL IS STARTING TO DO THE LEG THING I CAnt breATH


Legging my way into Michael’s pants

cold-coffee-with-luke:

punk-smurf-mikey:

michaEL IS STARTING TO DO THE LEG THING I CAnt breATH

Legging my way into Michael’s pants

jarley-puckerrose:

Can everyone just be like Dylan?

jarley-puckerrose:

Can everyone just be like Dylan?


"Boom! This is the character! This is the show!"

"Boom! This is the character! This is the show!"