Bae: “Come over”
Me: “I can’t, I’m a vengeful spirit trapped inside a robot”
Bae: “I have pizza”
ψ(*｀ー´)ψ watch out!!
The first word you see is your other-half’s zodiac sign!
It’s the one you are subconsciously attracted to the most.
Which zodiac sign did you see first?
“SS Marie Antoinette. Out of control repair Droids, cannibalizing human beings. I know this is familiar, but I just can’t seem to place it. Sister Ship of the Madame De Pompadour. Nope, not getting it.”
real talk i have always fucked for her pleasure/orgasm since virginity. if u fakin an orgasm with me, u lost, cuz i hold off my nut till she cums at least twice. hell i dont even stop eating till she cums twice.
stop fuckin niggas with irrelevant stroke game
Still crying about this.
When it’s my turn to cross
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman