Reporting for dicksucking duty, Sir.

finallyfrontiered:

psydragon:

corseque:

having to use your own art as reference cause you forgot how to draw

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having to go back to reread previous chapters of your own story as a reference because you forgot how to write 

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when you and Asneeze’s son, Achoo, finally return to your castle after being captured during the Crusades, only to find it being towed away by Prince John’s Royal Accountant, Sir Blockhead, for failure to pay taxes

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nobodylovesringostarr:

That was my nickname is high school

nobodylovesringostarr:

That was my nickname is high school

alilshifty:

I need a part 2 to this

tardisandcinnamon:

jeremyandscarlett:

until 1979 homosexuality was classed as an illness in sweden so you could call in sick bc you had the hots for paper boy in the morning

Ellie, I’m disappointed in you, you left out the best part. The reason they took it out in 1979 was because, to protest it, a shitton of people actually did. They’d get calls upon calls upon calls with “I can’t come in today, I’m feeling pretty gay”

laced-up-and-spanked:

Masturbation o’clock :)

laced-up-and-spanked:

Masturbation o’clock :)

sadbisexual:

people say bisexuals are greedy but ive never met anyone greedier than a straight man