Reporting for dicksucking duty, Sir.

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"

*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”

caitiward:

It’s not every day you find these in the attic of your new house.

caitiward:

It’s not every day you find these in the attic of your new house.

ghdos:

sp0iledbabe:

get-some-jenny:

Please re blog the shit out of this and call this cat is trapped in a recently abandoned party store and dosent have a lot of time

Tbh I’d just throw a rock

Seriously. Just bust the glass and let him out.

boys-and-suicide:


weird-amphibious-dolphin:

kiei:

Super Mario vs Pacman by Unknown

This was a ride from beginning to end

This was so entertaining to watch

boys-and-suicide:

weird-amphibious-dolphin:

kiei:

Super Mario vs Pacman by Unknown

This was a ride from beginning to end

This was so entertaining to watch

do you follow Denny's on tumblr?

tacobell:

They wish.

bagmilk:

mom can i borrow money to buy you a present

weallwantsomethingelse:

I idolize Daniel Radcliffe

panic-at-the-dildos:

djali96:

panic-at-the-dildos:

damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some

Wut?

DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E

theblogchoseme:

If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish

officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate