Reporting for dicksucking duty, Sir.

matanghi:

fiyeroroche:

when a song makes you want to overthrow a government you know thats a bloody good song

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ghostingirl:

DO U EVER JUST WANNA SCREAM CAUSE SOMEONE IS SOOO FRICKIN CUTE AND U LIKE EM SO MUCH AND U WANNA SMOOCH EM FOREVER GOSH

do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your teeth and swallow it and realize you just ate yourself 

when something happens in your fandom but none of your friends are in it 

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rockynrolly:

“Wearing revealing clothes makes you a slut”image

“Flirting makes you a slut”image

“Having big boobs makes you a slut” image

“Liking sex makes you a slut”image

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony” 

and then “what if his last name was award”

and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”

emmy, tony, and oscar award

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oh my god

spazzyjenny:

yes kyubey, i wish to be able to take good selfies did i fucking stutter

spookythunder:

I embarrass myself infront of myself

100sleeplesssnights:

trans-scripts:

hardlystricktlystarkid:

GUYS MY SCHOOL DID SOMETHING RIGHT

This is really really cool!!!!!

wow. why doesnt my school do this?

100sleeplesssnights:

trans-scripts:

hardlystricktlystarkid:

GUYS MY SCHOOL DID SOMETHING RIGHT

This is really really cool!!!!!

wow. why doesnt my school do this?