Reporting for dicksucking duty, Sir.
ollygollymolly:

This is my proudest moment.

ollygollymolly:

This is my proudest moment.

howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

astrofreud:

not-the-very-button:

bunnyfood:

I want a platypus. 

No you don’t they’re venomous.If they sting you, they won’t kill you. Oh no. Much worse. Their venom will leave you in such intense pain that you may find yourself vomiting for DAYS. There is also no antivenin and not even MORPHINE can dull the pain. You do not want a platypus.

Nah, I still want it.

astrofreud:

not-the-very-button:

bunnyfood:

I want a platypus. 

No you don’t they’re venomous.

If they sting you, they won’t kill you. Oh no. Much worse. Their venom will leave you in such intense pain that you may find yourself vomiting for DAYS. There is also no antivenin and not even MORPHINE can dull the pain.

You do not want a platypus.

Nah, I still want it.

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

paintedmischief:

im so fucking done

fyeahskulduggerypleasant:

best dedications in the damn world

lairofthebunyip:

If you don’t love this film, you’re wrong.

stupidoomdoodles:

one time i made the mistake of calling my mom by her actual name because i thought it was cool, and although i got the whipping of my life i mostly remember how her arguments were along the lines of “DONT CALL ME THAT I LIKE IT BETTER WHEN YOU SAY MOMMY IT MAKES ME FEEL ALL FLUFFY INSIDE”

ronaldtherapist:

actual storyline from american horror story

small-fawn:

I feel so cute wearing this collar ;3;

small-fawn:

I feel so cute wearing this collar ;3;