"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"
*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”
It’s not every day you find these in the attic of your new house.
Please re blog the shit out of this and call this cat is trapped in a recently abandoned party store and dosent have a lot of time
Tbh I’d just throw a rock
Seriously. Just bust the glass and let him out.
Super Mario vs Pacman by Unknown
This was a ride from beginning to end
This was so entertaining to watch
mom can i borrow money to buy you a present
I idolize Daniel Radcliffe
damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some
DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E
If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish
could you please put your crying kid on vibrate